X Rated

And continuing the subject of lardiness... There are certain things which I would prefer not to even contemplate. One of these emphatically is what John Prescott does with the parts of his body which are below his stomach and above his knees. I concede that the story of his two year affair with his secretary is, just about, in the public interest. I see how it contributes to the general picture of a government in moral and political decline. But please, in the name of God, no more details. I haven't been this revolted, or this amused, since the John Major-Edwina Currie story broke.